SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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