dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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