Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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