Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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