I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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