obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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