so explain again why im purple
no
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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