i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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