I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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