I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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