i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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