My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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