Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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