Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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