Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
