O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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