i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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