sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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