Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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