is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
