dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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