Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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