i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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