big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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