some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
