suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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