So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
its liver damage thursday
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