There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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