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Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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