Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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