ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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