I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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