My first STD was from a foam party
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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