im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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