YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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