Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
