He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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