Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.