Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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