I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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