Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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