I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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