He kissed a someone with a penis
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
foreskin is a definite game changer
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
