Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
