I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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