She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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