forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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