"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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