Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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