beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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