I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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