I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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