A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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