I'm drive I can fine osifer
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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