Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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