I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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